Flock me!

Well this is it, i’ve had. I mean i find the website, i research it, i subscribe to be a beta tester. I ask Kitta about what it is, seeing that she normally knows what is going on in San Francisco these days. All because Sergio has moved up there with his new job at Slide.com. She doesn’t know what it is. She says that she will ask Sergio, cool. I wait 24hrs, then go “fuck it, i’ll do a bit of a searchy thingie-ma-bob”. I find out that it is a really cool, new browser. Basically it is a 2 way web browser with everything in one, blogging, bookmarking etc. Kind of like an Office Suite for the internet. It looks fucken cool. So there i am, telling Kitta about it. When she drops this on me…..

Kitta: speaking of flock, Joe sent me an email today asking if he could send me flock swag : )

How rude, i mean seriously. How the hell did she get ahead in the queue for a swag? She hasn’t even registered to be a beta tester!!! I guess it could have been beacause of this, The “technorati tummy”.She did win an award for it. So i have decided that i am going to get back at them with their own ball game.

Gussy: they just want advertising
Gussy: like technorati
Gussy: with your tummy :P
Kitta: yep he said “we here at flock don’t wan’t to be outdone by technorati”
Kitta: I love how people send me free l33t exclusive swag :D
Gussy: I want free stuff too :(
Kitta: well you need to show some skin ;)
Gussy: I was thinking of doing that
Gussy: but it might turn ppl off

So i am going to commit myself, here on this blog to bring you the FIRST flock tummy photos in the next few days. It will outdo all other Technorati tummy’s, even Phaulyand,Eris (ok it isn’t a tummy, bit it is showing some skin :P). My main aim is to beat Kitta at her own game, before she even gets started. I have a few ideas hitten away, so just wait for them. I just hope i can stop the steam train before it starts.

This is WAR champions.

Ps If anyone related to Flock is reading this, i would like to ask politely beg for a swag :)

EDIT: I have now uploaded my Flock pic to Flickr. Hopefully i will gag the Flock guys into giving me a swag. I somehow don’t think that it will work… just by the first few comments.

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10 Responses to Flock me!

  1. Kitta says:

    “She hasn’t even registered to be a beta tester!!!” – That is a blatant lie, I registered my interest ages ago, your smear campaign will only hurt your flock swag plea.

    So bring it on baby!

  2. Phobia says:

    I’m putting my money down on Kitta getting a beta account before you Gussy.

  3. Kitta says:

    See, Phobia knows who the true flocker is, so why don’t you go flock yourself. :op

    Oh the fun that can be had with that name…

  4. Dexter says:

    Yeah, I still don’t get what Flock is?

  5. Esther says:

    Is it going to replace Firefox? OR SOMETHING?

    The font on the site is so big it hurts my eyes o_0

  6. Gussy says:

    Esther, yes it is something that will hopefully replace Firefox. It is a “total internet” kinda tool.

  7. Dexter says:

    I still don’t get it… might make more sense when they release it officially and make a better about page etc.

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