Cars go bye-bye

I crashed my car today. I’m not going to lay blame. All i know is i’m as sore as anything, i have a bit of whiplash. Need to find out tommorrow if the car is written off or not. The towing guy thought it was. I have full insurance. Lucky i have 2 weeks holidays now. Time to find a new car. I loved my car, it was a pumping beast. Ok maybe not a beast, but it was economical and got me from A to B well. Kitta and Candy liked to call it the “Single mum magnet” Basically cause of the fact that it had room for child seats. Which i suppose it was, cause i got SOOO many single mums asking for lifts home, NOT. I do live in Rockingham, the place that has the highest rate of single mums in AUSTRALIA. Yep that is right, pitty they are all skanks.

Well champions, where did i put that deep heat for my neck.

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5 Responses to Cars go bye-bye

  1. Kitta says:

    Can you hear that sound?

    It is the sound of single mums all over rocko crying because they can no longer whore out your car anymore.

    I am glad you are ok though.

  2. Esther says:

    I know. I had a friend living in that area. She kinda became a single mum at 15.

    Ahh. Glad you didn’t die or anything. Honest.

  3. Tim says:

    Danke for the comments. Much better than the other ones I’ve received which went along the lines of: “…I didn’t know you were into furry porn, Tim.”

    I’m beginning to think I’ll never live this one down.

  4. Jennifer says:

    Im sorry to hear about your loss :(

    Maybe you will get a huge insurance settlement and you can buy a minivan!

  5. Steve-o says:

    The lengths that you will go to just for an excuse to buy a new Liberty! Sorry to hear you crashed it man but to hear the old nannavan described as a `pumping beast’ was quite funny. don’t think you need to be pulling single mums anyway, there’s got to be better options even in Rocky.

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