Cars go bye-bye
I crashed my car today. I’m not going to lay blame. All i know is i’m as sore as anything, i have a bit of whiplash. Need to find out tommorrow if the car is written off or not. The towing guy thought it was. I have full insurance. Lucky i have 2 weeks holidays now. Time to find a new car. I loved my car, it was a pumping beast. Ok maybe not a beast, but it was economical and got me from A to B well. Kitta and Candy liked to call it the “Single mum magnet” Basically cause of the fact that it had room for child seats. Which i suppose it was, cause i got SOOO many single mums asking for lifts home, NOT. I do live in Rockingham, the place that has the highest rate of single mums in AUSTRALIA. Yep that is right, pitty they are all skanks.
Well champions, where did i put that deep heat for my neck.
Can you hear that sound?
It is the sound of single mums all over rocko crying because they can no longer whore out your car anymore.
I am glad you are ok though.
I know. I had a friend living in that area. She kinda became a single mum at 15.
Ahh. Glad you didn’t die or anything. Honest.
Danke for the comments. Much better than the other ones I’ve received which went along the lines of: “…I didn’t know you were into furry porn, Tim.”
I’m beginning to think I’ll never live this one down.
Im sorry to hear about your loss
Maybe you will get a huge insurance settlement and you can buy a minivan!
The lengths that you will go to just for an excuse to buy a new Liberty! Sorry to hear you crashed it man but to hear the old nannavan described as a `pumping beast’ was quite funny. don’t think you need to be pulling single mums anyway, there’s got to be better options even in Rocky.