Category Archives: Plant Porn

All about plants, somehow. I’m sure that there is porn in there somewhere, if you keen enough.

I quit

Tweet Well i finally did it. I quit my job. Not that i have anything else to move onto, i was just sick of it. Funny thing was that my boss really liked me. I never knew, he always seemed … Continue reading

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Flying away

Tweet Right, as you all know. I work outside… being the beginning of summer the flies have just started. Now i dont know if is just the flies or me. They just seem to be really dumb and fucking annoying! … Continue reading

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I love my job atm

Tweet Right, i might not have been doing it for long. That is besides the point. 2 days is a long time I have been studying Landscaping for about 3 months now (plus another 6 months doing Horticulture). I have … Continue reading

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Champion of plant town

Tweet Well i have finally done it. After one and a half semesters, i beat Abby in a plant knowledge test. I’m so happy. The monkey/plant is off my back. Ok that was a bad joke, i know. Mind you … Continue reading

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plant test 2

Tweet Well it finally happened, i equalled Abby on a Plant id test!! I also passed this time. Last test i failed, cause i missed a week and then i didnt know what the plants looked like. I still screw … Continue reading

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Plant porn?

Tweet My mates were chatting about me, and thinking that i liked plant porn more than regular porn. Who can deny this? Man that make me so horny……not. Although i do hold a soft spot for it in my little … Continue reading

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Brick Saws

Tweet I used a brick saw today, it was so much fun. I got a bit wet, but that is part of the fun. I wouldn’t like to be doing that job in winter. Your fingers would freeze, mine did … Continue reading

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Drawing lines on the Cement

Tweet That is what i did for the most part of the day, drew lines on concrete for about 2 hours. It was suprisingly good fun! We were drawing lines that were symbols of paving. That is what i was … Continue reading

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Gardening Shows

Tweet Better homes and gardens has something to answer to! I was watching the show last night, and boy has it got me ranting and raving to my sister. I mean after all the work that ppl like Don Burke, … Continue reading

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Plant memories

Tweet Why do plants remind us of things? Or invoke images of what they should be used for? I am currently browsing some frangipani photos and wondering why they reminding me of people having them behind their ears and also … Continue reading

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